Hewo RU,
Dis iz Tilleh ear. Mummeh haz just picked me ups to groomz me but she sez I is being a vewy norty bun.
I didnst sit gud wen she tickled me wiv dat stoopid bristle fing and now I iz jumpings all ova da sofa and i trieds to drink sum of my daddehs bubbleh stuff. Mummeh sez it couldz make me drunken. I knows not wat dis meanz!
I needz ew all to tell ma mummeh dat I needz tweetz befors I sit still! She sed I iz to go back in my bed now coz I needz to eat my dinnaz. I iz deciding to stompz ma feetz tho coz I wantz to play wiv my fwend Milly! Mummeh sez no to dat too tho coz she sez she don't want no more babies!
Pweeze RU, pweeze tell my mummeh dat she is so norty!
Dis iz Tilleh ear. Mummeh haz just picked me ups to groomz me but she sez I is being a vewy norty bun.
I didnst sit gud wen she tickled me wiv dat stoopid bristle fing and now I iz jumpings all ova da sofa and i trieds to drink sum of my daddehs bubbleh stuff. Mummeh sez it couldz make me drunken. I knows not wat dis meanz!
I needz ew all to tell ma mummeh dat I needz tweetz befors I sit still! She sed I iz to go back in my bed now coz I needz to eat my dinnaz. I iz deciding to stompz ma feetz tho coz I wantz to play wiv my fwend Milly! Mummeh sez no to dat too tho coz she sez she don't want no more babies!
Pweeze RU, pweeze tell my mummeh dat she is so norty!