Off to rescue a piggy now (if I can find my way there):roll:
Well howdy Daisy, you gorgeous little piggy! My name is Trilby, also a gorgeous piggy. Cor blimey..........do I have the hots for you baby!!!!!
Wheeep, wheeep, wheeep!!!
Want to share my cabbage!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooooh errrrrr!
Oh, hang on a minute.........Star my girlfriend has just caught me on the laptop, got to go..........................I'm in trouble me thinks!!!!!
Good luck in finding a n ew h om e. Whoops, Star is dragging me o ff c omput er.
Get off Star , of course it is you I love!!!!!