youthnovels
Wise Old Thumper
"First we woz a bit shy of de clicky fing ..."
".... but then i woz brave and ad a sniff."
"I woz shy at de start."
"But soon gots da hang ofs it!"
"Iz dis my best side?"
"... Or dis?"
"Den Peaches came n ad a go but she int as pwetty as me."
"Dens we gots fed ups so Peaches showed mommy 'er big botty. I keeps on tellin 'er dat she needs to stop eatin all de noms but she no listen :roll:"