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Worst night sleep ever

allie1904

Mama Doe
Smudge: I wuz norty boy last night, I wuz making a huge racket at 1am coz I didn't wan't to go peeps, mummeh came downstairs and told me to bees quiet. Mummeh went back to bed..

Smudge: At 3am I wanted to twys to turn over my poop tray over, crash bang wallop, I sent poops and all our pellets flying across the living room floor. Mummeh came down, she looked angwy, she told us to be quiet and went back to peeps.

Smudge: at 6am, sausage boy was twying to sniff my bum, I keeps telling him i'm not a lady bun and to go awayz, he wouldn't so I runned and sausage boy chased me..we made lots of noisey. Mummeh got up from peeping and we started our free range day 2 hours early.

Smudge: 7am, DIGGING TIME!

Mummeh: What's a girl gotta do to get some sleep!

Smudge: mummehs a gwumpy bun todayz, I don't know whyz.
:shock:
 
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