Hewwo arrr yew. My name is Edward but I answers to Eddie or Ted. Not to Teddy Weddy Snuggly Mushy Face Cutie Bum as my new mummeh keeps calling me.
I has scoped out the area and it all seems ok but there is some funny up-eared midgets in the next room :?
Oo itchy foot scuse me
I also think my new mummeh is confused about my gender, she has gived me a pink litter tray and a leopard print blanket :shock: