Lagophile
Alpha Buck
"Youz hoomins on RU shood not be fooled - tho Iz small but I iz mighteh! Like Persil! Cower at my immense alphaness puny hoomins! Oh iz also lieks noserubz which makes my toofs go clickeh. Mummeh callz me 'Pickle' but I preferz ALPHA1. Mah mortil enemeh is somebunneh call Freyar. She think she alpha but SHE NOT." - Pickle.
"Hellows RU. Ma name is Ambeh. I likes kwyet life and cabbage. Mummeh say I look like teddeh bear. Sometime I get confuzzled by the big world. I likes it when Pickle wash my bottim. Not likes it wen she pull bum fur tho. Wud like be frend with bunneh call Brambil but Pickle not let meh." - Amber
"Here is me and my fwend." - Amber
"Behold, here is I and ma minion!" - Pickle....
"Gud evenins! Ma name is Freya. Ah iz the cleverist bunneh in da worldz! One tyme I was so clever I exsaped from pen in less dan twenty second! Ma favrite thing is mummeh's tea but she say not gud for me. Ma ovver favrite is nose rub. Ah lives wiv my luvvery frend Brambih. Wot make me sad is gettin ma feetsies wet. Ah also not likes havin Metacamz but mummy say not have to gave no morez so iz happeh." - Freya.
"Hello everysbodyz. Ma name is Brambih. I was riginally from a family that cud no longers keep me. My name there wos 'Pusha' which iz 'fluffy' in Polish. I loved old famly but had verreh small cage. Now live wiv new mummy and have frend who iz love much. Sometime I rollz over on her cos she make meh happy. Have big house now. Live somewhere calls 'Da Bunnery'. Oh, and my furs is silkeh. Mummeh say should be more wooly cuz of winteh. So I try grows it." - Bramble.
"Hello. Iz very small babeh. Ma name Betteh. Iz not very well at momentz so iz little bitz sad. But liek bitty piece appel verreh much. Also like ma bed cus it is soft an fleecey. Mummeh say one day I gets meet somebunnehs calls Freyuh and Brambil. Wud like frend cus at moment just lick mah blankie. Try make frend with big white rabbits that liv in house but Mummeh say theys 'cats' or somethin. They smells bad. Mummy gave meh Metacamz yesday so gived her speshul poopie on her hand." - Betty.
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"Hellows RU. Ma name is Ambeh. I likes kwyet life and cabbage. Mummeh say I look like teddeh bear. Sometime I get confuzzled by the big world. I likes it when Pickle wash my bottim. Not likes it wen she pull bum fur tho. Wud like be frend with bunneh call Brambil but Pickle not let meh." - Amber
"Here is me and my fwend." - Amber
"Behold, here is I and ma minion!" - Pickle....
"Gud evenins! Ma name is Freya. Ah iz the cleverist bunneh in da worldz! One tyme I was so clever I exsaped from pen in less dan twenty second! Ma favrite thing is mummeh's tea but she say not gud for me. Ma ovver favrite is nose rub. Ah lives wiv my luvvery frend Brambih. Wot make me sad is gettin ma feetsies wet. Ah also not likes havin Metacamz but mummy say not have to gave no morez so iz happeh." - Freya.
"Hello everysbodyz. Ma name is Brambih. I was riginally from a family that cud no longers keep me. My name there wos 'Pusha' which iz 'fluffy' in Polish. I loved old famly but had verreh small cage. Now live wiv new mummy and have frend who iz love much. Sometime I rollz over on her cos she make meh happy. Have big house now. Live somewhere calls 'Da Bunnery'. Oh, and my furs is silkeh. Mummeh say should be more wooly cuz of winteh. So I try grows it." - Bramble.
"Hello. Iz very small babeh. Ma name Betteh. Iz not very well at momentz so iz little bitz sad. But liek bitty piece appel verreh much. Also like ma bed cus it is soft an fleecey. Mummeh say one day I gets meet somebunnehs calls Freyuh and Brambil. Wud like frend cus at moment just lick mah blankie. Try make frend with big white rabbits that liv in house but Mummeh say theys 'cats' or somethin. They smells bad. Mummy gave meh Metacamz yesday so gived her speshul poopie on her hand." - Betty.
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