yodelpig
Young Bun
Britain is wrapped in snow, and as Britain does NOT do winter, schools are closed and people have been warned to stay at home unless absolutely necessary. The government is struggling to cope with inadequate infrastructure in this extreme situation and is desperate to be perceived as in control of a natural phenomenon. One Scottish minister has already resigned over the ensuing traffic breakdown.
Here is the piggy take on the current situation:
After some dangerous situations on the road...
... there is an government announcement:
"Everypig is requested to not to venture out unless absolutely necessary, like for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper...!"
Traffic news flash:
"Major congestion on access ramp at top storey junction due to broken down heavy goods vehicle. Long delays expected."
Official enquiry into the major traffic incident on the top floor motorway junction: Reconstruction of the incident by Lady Taffy, head of the parliamentary traffic committee.
Tv advertisement for a new quick fix combined window scraper/de-icer: "One squirt, one lick and you're fixed!"
Here is the piggy take on the current situation:
After some dangerous situations on the road...
... there is an government announcement:
"Everypig is requested to not to venture out unless absolutely necessary, like for breakfast, elevenses, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, supper...!"
Traffic news flash:
"Major congestion on access ramp at top storey junction due to broken down heavy goods vehicle. Long delays expected."
Official enquiry into the major traffic incident on the top floor motorway junction: Reconstruction of the incident by Lady Taffy, head of the parliamentary traffic committee.
Tv advertisement for a new quick fix combined window scraper/de-icer: "One squirt, one lick and you're fixed!"
