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Mama Doe
Hi hoomins of RU. My mummeh thought I should go on a date.
This is the giwl ma mummeh thought I might like. Her name is Blossom. She might be ma cuzin or somefing.
Then decided I wanted a gwoom from da doggy instead.
We were planning on how to get all da treatsies.
I whispered sweetie nofings in her ear
And we had a romantic lunch together
Then I needed a restie.