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The Naughtiness of Dandelion...

Blackberry & Co

Wise Old Thumper
Buttercup: Dandelion was very naughty at the weekend.

Blackberry: Very naughty indeed.

Buttercup: He lives next door to us in the aviary with Clover.

Blackberry: Clover is a good bunny.

Buttercup: That's 'cos he's always busy eating. If you are busy eating you don't do other naughty things.

Blackberry: Except for chewing the hutch legs. That's a little bit naughty.

Buttercup: Yes, that's a little bit naughty. But Dandelion was a lot naughty. Anyway, this is what he did. The aviary has a big wall in the middle to keep me and Blackie separate from Dan and Clo.

Blackberry: 'Cos me and Dan would like to biff each other.

Buttercup: There is a gate that opens into each side of the aviary, one for us and one for the Big Boys.

Blackberry: There is only a little gap between the gates.Mummy has trouble squeezing her fat bottom between the gates!

Buttercup: The gates are 2' 6" high. Low enough for mummy to lean over and give nose rubs and bum rumples...

Blackberry:...and high enough to stop us getting out.

Buttercup: But on Sunday morning, when mummy was out, naught Dandelion jumped up, got over his gate and got over the top of our gate!!!

Blackberry: He came right into our half of the aviary!

Buttercup: Luckily our Aunty was in the garden and heard lots of bumping and thudding. She came to our rescue.

Blackberry: We had already sorted Dan out, tho.

Buttercup: Yes, by the time aunty got there he was sat on top of one of our wooden bedrooms. Blackberry was throwing the wicker ball about..

Blackberry:...if he'd come near me again I would have lobbed it at his head!

Buttercup: And I had taken refuge in our garden. Aunty came in and removed the offending Dandelion and put him back with Clover.

Blackberry: Clover hadn't noticed he was gone...he was too busy eating...

Buttercup: Mummy came home not long after. She says Dandelion must have been a bit shell shocked at what he'd done because he let her pick him up to check him over.

Blackberry: Ha was alright, but Daddy Buttercup had a sore leg.

Buttercup: That was from the left hook I gave him.

Blackberry: Mummy took me and Buttercup in to make sure we were both ok, and she gave us a Fenugreek Crunchie each for being so brave!

Buttercup: Nanny spent the rest of the morning making a bigger gate for the Big Boys side....

Blackberry:...'cos we don't want any Dandelions in our garden unless they're the eating kind!
 
Oh Dear, Can't believe Dandelion got into their side!

Buttercup and Blackberry - well done for being so calm, even if you did give Dandelion a good left paw Blackberry!

:lol::lol::lol:
 
Oh Dear, Can't believe Dandelion got into their side!

Buttercup and Blackberry - well done for being so calm, even if you did give Dandelion a good left paw Blackberry!

:lol::lol::lol:

Buttercup: It was me what did the biffing. Blackie isn't tall enough! :lol:
 
So cute!

Well done bunnies!! Nice to see you are not making it easy for your hoomins! :lol:

Dandelion: Mummy says I made her very stressy. I don't know what being stressy is....I eat, I sleep, I poop, I play and I groom. I don't have time for 'stressy'. I was very glad to get back home with Clover. He might eat lots of our food, but he never biffs me!
 
Kenco I dont do being stressy either, I think that is a hoomin thing, or a girl-bun thing, or a Starbuck thing. Hehehe!
 
Dandelion: Mummy says I made her very stressy. I don't know what being stressy is....I eat, I sleep, I poop, I play and I groom. I don't have time for 'stressy'. I was very glad to get back home with Clover. He might eat lots of our food, but he never biffs me!

Stressy is a Mummy's privilege. :roll: Most os us are very good at it - that's why I drink so much tea, and have had to up my chocolate intake since Spenser arrived. ;)
 
:shock: Nawty dandelion ..

I bet your glad you werent there!! I would have had a heart attack!! well actually this has happened to me twice - and it scared the life out of me - good job Aunty was on the ball!
 
:shock: Nawty dandelion ..

I bet your glad you werent there!! I would have had a heart attack!! well actually this has happened to me twice - and it scared the life out of me - good job Aunty was on the ball!

It didn't do much for my nerves, I had to admit - that's why it took me a couple of days to post on here about it :lol:
 
Good boy Clo for sitting and eating while Dan went off being a naughty bun :lol:

Thankfully Aunty was there to rescue you Blackberry while Buttercup was defending you :D
 
I know...I'm usually not backward in coming forward with tales of my buns :lol:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: ... but feel quite put out that we had to wait for that one.

My little mini-lop friend escaped from his hutch and run one Saturday night and the first they knew about it was when the errant bunny was brought to the door by a wee boy on the Sunday morning. I still get the shivers thinking about it. :shock::shock:
 
:lol::lol::lol::lol: ... but feel quite put out that we had to wait for that one.

My little mini-lop friend escaped from his hutch and run one Saturday night and the first they knew about it was when the errant bunny was brought to the door by a wee boy on the Sunday morning. I still get the shivers thinking about it. :shock::shock:

:shock::shock::shock: That would finish me off!
 
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