Loosy
Warren Veteran
Halp meh RU! I fink my mummeh is no good. Dis mornin we went to da V-E-Ts. We bin dere before and is not too bad but dis time my mummeh forgotted me and I stayeded dere all days!
The laydeez dere was ok 'cept dey laughed at my ears so I flicked water at dem. Do yous fink I has da big ears? I dun fink so.
Den laters my mummeh came to pick meh up. She had forgotted me on porpoise! She sed dey took my balls aways. I dun remember dem doin nuffing like dat but I checked and da pink ball da sparkly ball and da jingle ball all still dere so i dunno what dat means.
Ennyways I fink dis counts as abooss so cud sumone plees call da poleez? Da buttons on my mummehs fone is too small fur mah paws.
The laydeez dere was ok 'cept dey laughed at my ears so I flicked water at dem. Do yous fink I has da big ears? I dun fink so.
Den laters my mummeh came to pick meh up. She had forgotted me on porpoise! She sed dey took my balls aways. I dun remember dem doin nuffing like dat but I checked and da pink ball da sparkly ball and da jingle ball all still dere so i dunno what dat means.
Ennyways I fink dis counts as abooss so cud sumone plees call da poleez? Da buttons on my mummehs fone is too small fur mah paws.