honeybunny
Wise Old Thumper
When you are ringing to ask about adopting a rabbit
"..I've kept rabbits with guinea pigs for 30 years so don't try to tell me I shouldn't.."
"..You don't know what you're talking about cos the man in the pet shop said......."
" What do you mean a four foot cage is too small..it's only a bloo*y rabbit for god's sake.."
" We've had about 20 rabbits over the last 2 years but they keep dying..."
"..no I don't want it neutered cos I want to breed it...what's wrong with that?.."
"..so my cage is too small and I won't vaccinate it..but do you want to sell me an effing rabbit or not?..."
"..homecheck? ( tries to whisper to other half..." she wants to bloomin check us"...)...err..well can't we have a couple and you check later? "
" my daughter is 2 years old..but she has wanted a rabbit for years...."
" yes well my daughter may only be nearly 2 years old but she is very good with animals and I think she'd love a rabbit for her birthday ."
"..I'd like 3 of your rabbits..they have to be friendly cos it's one each for my kids who are 4, 3 and 18 months old..the rabbits should keep em quiet....."
"..yes, yes, yes...ok I'll say I'll vaccinate..even though I probably won't.....so when can I come and see your animals?..."
"..yes my kids have been on about a rabbit for ages...or a tortoise...or do you have budgies?...."
"..I've kept rabbits with guinea pigs for 30 years so don't try to tell me I shouldn't.."
"..You don't know what you're talking about cos the man in the pet shop said......."
" What do you mean a four foot cage is too small..it's only a bloo*y rabbit for god's sake.."
" We've had about 20 rabbits over the last 2 years but they keep dying..."
"..no I don't want it neutered cos I want to breed it...what's wrong with that?.."
"..so my cage is too small and I won't vaccinate it..but do you want to sell me an effing rabbit or not?..."
"..homecheck? ( tries to whisper to other half..." she wants to bloomin check us"...)...err..well can't we have a couple and you check later? "
" my daughter is 2 years old..but she has wanted a rabbit for years...."
" yes well my daughter may only be nearly 2 years old but she is very good with animals and I think she'd love a rabbit for her birthday ."
"..I'd like 3 of your rabbits..they have to be friendly cos it's one each for my kids who are 4, 3 and 18 months old..the rabbits should keep em quiet....."
"..yes, yes, yes...ok I'll say I'll vaccinate..even though I probably won't.....so when can I come and see your animals?..."
"..yes my kids have been on about a rabbit for ages...or a tortoise...or do you have budgies?...."