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Wise Old Thumper
Beige has come to an agreement with Auntie Tracey. He has promised not to tell anybun about any of her secrets.
Big: Beige became very close to Auntie Tracey during our stay, they shared lots of cuddles and he wouldn’t let me have any.
Beige: I did not do cuddling
Big: Yes you did
Beige: I have come to an agreement with Auntie Tracey, she said that if I didn’t write about HER secrets she would tell me all Auntie Angie’s secrets and I could write about those instead. Apparently Auntie Angie has lots more secrets.
Big: So does that mean you won’t be speculating about those strange noises that came from Auntie Tracey’s bedroom at night?
Beige: No I won’t be speculating about that or mentioning that she had an Anne Summers catalogue delivered either.
Big: So when will you get to hear about Auntie Angie’s secrets?
Beige: Soon.
Big: You enjoyed talking with Bat Fink while at Auntie Tracey’s didn’t you.
Beige: Yes I did. He’s very intelligent; I’m starting to think that he really might be related to me.
Big: One of Bat Fink’s family gave birth the other day, Auntie Tracey was there to help the babies be delivered so the babies will be in safe hands.
Beige: Why?
Big: Because Auntie Tracey is a nurse, I’ve seen her nurse’s uniform drying on the washing line.
Big: Beige became very close to Auntie Tracey during our stay, they shared lots of cuddles and he wouldn’t let me have any.
Beige: I did not do cuddling
Big: Yes you did
Beige: I have come to an agreement with Auntie Tracey, she said that if I didn’t write about HER secrets she would tell me all Auntie Angie’s secrets and I could write about those instead. Apparently Auntie Angie has lots more secrets.
Big: So does that mean you won’t be speculating about those strange noises that came from Auntie Tracey’s bedroom at night?
Beige: No I won’t be speculating about that or mentioning that she had an Anne Summers catalogue delivered either.
Big: So when will you get to hear about Auntie Angie’s secrets?
Beige: Soon.
Big: You enjoyed talking with Bat Fink while at Auntie Tracey’s didn’t you.
Beige: Yes I did. He’s very intelligent; I’m starting to think that he really might be related to me.
Big: One of Bat Fink’s family gave birth the other day, Auntie Tracey was there to help the babies be delivered so the babies will be in safe hands.
Beige: Why?
Big: Because Auntie Tracey is a nurse, I’ve seen her nurse’s uniform drying on the washing line.