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Big & Beige's stay with Auntie Tracey

rabswood

Wise Old Thumper
Beige has come to an agreement with Auntie Tracey. He has promised not to tell anybun about any of her secrets.

Big: Beige became very close to Auntie Tracey during our stay, they shared lots of cuddles and he wouldn’t let me have any.

Beige: I did not do cuddling

Big: Yes you did

Beige:
I have come to an agreement with Auntie Tracey, she said that if I didn’t write about HER secrets she would tell me all Auntie Angie’s secrets and I could write about those instead. Apparently Auntie Angie has lots more secrets.

Big: So does that mean you won’t be speculating about those strange noises that came from Auntie Tracey’s bedroom at night?

Beige: No I won’t be speculating about that or mentioning that she had an Anne Summers catalogue delivered either.

Big: So when will you get to hear about Auntie Angie’s secrets?

Beige: Soon.

Big: You enjoyed talking with Bat Fink while at Auntie Tracey’s didn’t you.

Beige: Yes I did. He’s very intelligent; I’m starting to think that he really might be related to me.

Big: One of Bat Fink’s family gave birth the other day, Auntie Tracey was there to help the babies be delivered so the babies will be in safe hands.

Beige: Why?

Big: Because Auntie Tracey is a nurse, I’ve seen her nurse’s uniform drying on the washing line.
 
Hmmm Beige do you think Auntie Tracey gets rabbits from the anne summers catalogue?

Beige:
I'm not sure where all Auntie Tracey's rabbits come from?

Big: Auntie Angie usually has a lot more rabbits than Auntie Tracey

Beige: Yes she does but that's because Uncle Mick helps Auntie Angie with her rabbits
 

Beige:
I'm not sure where all Auntie Tracey's rabbits come from?

Big: Auntie Angie usually has a lot more rabbits than Auntie Tracey

Beige: Yes she does but that's because Uncle Mick helps Auntie Angie with her rabbits

:shock::shock::shock::shock::shock::lol::lol::lol:...
My mind is like the gutter....:oops:
 
:lol::lol::lol:

Hmmm..... I think I'd better hide this thread from Jack - he thinks Beige is wonderful.... I don't want him posting about our secrets! :shock:
 
:lol::lol: So glad my lot are outside and dont get to see half of what goes on in the house. Naughty Beige secrets are meant to be kept
 
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