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DoDo’s here the very handsome hamster. So here’s the latest gossip from Rabsville…
The other night Big bit the Mommy not once but twice in an unprovoked attack. Big ran up the ramp ready for her supper while the Mommy was using the hand brush to sweep out. She bit the Mummy on the thumb then seconds later lunged at the Mummy and bit the back of her hand! Looks like mum and bun daughter have made up though as I spotted them having a cuddle earlier today.
Smurfy is plotting, she has requested planning permission for an out building but no bun knows what for yet? On the subject of Smurfy, this hamster sized bunny has had 3 bum baths this week, poo eee. Smurf get a grip.
Top shed couple Treacle and Snow are looking really shabby this season. Treacle is having a particularly bad molt, she looks a real mess and Snow still has his poo bum problems. Be glad these two aren’t your neighbours, it could really bring down the neighbourhood.
Last week Maisie had a much needed manicure and Coco Chanel went missing and was found by Big in the gap between the patio and the garden fence after much panic on behalf of the Mummy and an emergency phone call to Auntie Angie!
The big news last week was that Pippin and Blossom escaped near death by no more than a rabbit’s whisker. The Mummy forgot to close their shed door and went to bed leaving them easy prey for foxes. Fortunately the local foxes were on holiday in Margate so Pip’s and Bloss lived to tell the tale.
Hot off the press. Asparagus. This costly green vegetable was not a hit with the Rabsville bunnies today, only Smurfy would eat it, but Smurfy eats anything.
Here's me pouching an asparagus tip. Yuk!
Well that’s all from the Gossip Hamster. Remember you read it here first!
DoDo’s (the very handsome hamster, small enough not to be seen and hot on the bob tails of everybun in Rabsville.)
The other night Big bit the Mommy not once but twice in an unprovoked attack. Big ran up the ramp ready for her supper while the Mommy was using the hand brush to sweep out. She bit the Mummy on the thumb then seconds later lunged at the Mummy and bit the back of her hand! Looks like mum and bun daughter have made up though as I spotted them having a cuddle earlier today.
Smurfy is plotting, she has requested planning permission for an out building but no bun knows what for yet? On the subject of Smurfy, this hamster sized bunny has had 3 bum baths this week, poo eee. Smurf get a grip.
Top shed couple Treacle and Snow are looking really shabby this season. Treacle is having a particularly bad molt, she looks a real mess and Snow still has his poo bum problems. Be glad these two aren’t your neighbours, it could really bring down the neighbourhood.
Last week Maisie had a much needed manicure and Coco Chanel went missing and was found by Big in the gap between the patio and the garden fence after much panic on behalf of the Mummy and an emergency phone call to Auntie Angie!
The big news last week was that Pippin and Blossom escaped near death by no more than a rabbit’s whisker. The Mummy forgot to close their shed door and went to bed leaving them easy prey for foxes. Fortunately the local foxes were on holiday in Margate so Pip’s and Bloss lived to tell the tale.
Hot off the press. Asparagus. This costly green vegetable was not a hit with the Rabsville bunnies today, only Smurfy would eat it, but Smurfy eats anything.
Here's me pouching an asparagus tip. Yuk!
Well that’s all from the Gossip Hamster. Remember you read it here first!
DoDo’s (the very handsome hamster, small enough not to be seen and hot on the bob tails of everybun in Rabsville.)
