Keith: Mah mummeh is the AWFULLEST. She puts this syringe of gross in my mouth in the mornin AND teh evenin. And I tries to tell her NO, and I stamp my feets when I see it, but she still does it? AND THEN thinx "Oh treatsies yah that'll make it okay."
I mean I eat em up but then i run off again to make sure she knows this is NOT ACCEPTABLE.
And sumtimes I just mind my bizness and walk across patwick and she PICKS ME UP?! and says "bunneh patwix tryin to read his book and you're in front of the words". I mean, I'M CUTER THEN WORDS?! :shock:
AND once I've weed on bedding she TAKES IT AWAY?! and puts some clean stuff in and I HAVE TO WEE ON THAT BIT AGAIN. S'terrible.
Whens you find your new mummeh can I come too?