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Big and Beige talk about Big’s jewellery

rabswood

Wise Old Thumper

Last Thursday…


Beige: Big I think you should design more non-bunny items
Big: Why?
Beige: Because some hoomins on the forum might want to buy gifts for hoomins who don’t have or like bunnies
Big: Some hoomins don’t like bunnies?!
Beige: No they don’t and some hoomins even eat bunnies in stews and pies
Big: Nooooooo
Beige: It’s true

Last Friday...

Big: I have designed some items on a non-bunny theme
Beige: Good
Big: Instead of using bunny charms I was inspired by nature and used slug charms instead. Do you remember the slug we had in our run?
Beige: Yes I do it was very big
Big: I know that hoomins don’t eat slugs in pies
Beige: But I don’t think hoomins will want slug earrings either, what about frog charms?
Big: Some hoomins eat frogs though
Beige: What about cats, the mummy has cats too and she doesn’t eat them
Big: No but I’ve seen her tasting them though
Beige: No that’s doing kissings like she does with us
Big: Oh. OK I will do a Catastic range too if you are sure the slug accessories won’t sell.
Beige: I’m sure. By the way that will be… (counts on paws) half of your share of tomorrows carrot ration and I get first go at the fresh hay rack
Big: Why?
Beige: That’s my consultant’s fee. I also need first chomp of the hay to keep my teeth in good condition for cutting the wire and closing the jump rings on your jewellery
Big: Alright, but only because I don’t want to use my own teeth and spoil my smile
Beige: My teeth are bucks teeth, strong like wire cutters
Big: Good I need wire cutters for my next project
Beige: What are you going to make?
Big: A run for the garden
 
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Big will post pictures of her new jewellery naturally ;)

Beige: All part of my marketing strategy. I'm worth every carrot and Big knows it
 
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