Our hoomin has kept us locked up for a week and a half now in this hideous pink cage and we want to be released into the wild (Bubbles: no, not the wild, just our kennel and run) and we want to be compensated for our ordeal - at least a tonne of carrots should do it. Do you know of any good solicitors that would help us on a no win no fee basis?
We is so bored in here, just look at me doing my bored face:
We don't get any nice food (like cheeseburgers or innocent smoothies); we have to eat this awful hay. You can tell my by face in the first one just how awful it tastes:
The hoomin hasn't cleaned our crate once since we've been living in it. Look at us squished in one corner. The hoomin claims we made the mess ourselves, only an hour after she cleaned the crate - as if. :roll::roll:
When I have kissy times with Bubbles, the hoomin takes photos - that's got to be in breach of my bunny civil rights.
Bubbles tried to escape yesterday but she said the hoomin has activated an invisible force field (note from hoomin - there is no force field, just one girly bunny too scared of laminate flooring to hop out of the open door :lol
Just to prove I don't need to be imprisoned against my will any longer, this is my leg looking all better:
Which is much prettier than the big-fat-swollen sausage-looking leg I had a week and a half ago:
Thanks for listening to my plea. Please help me in any way you can. *Alfie hops (on one leg) off into the distance to the tune of "Please release me......"*
We is so bored in here, just look at me doing my bored face:
We don't get any nice food (like cheeseburgers or innocent smoothies); we have to eat this awful hay. You can tell my by face in the first one just how awful it tastes:
The hoomin hasn't cleaned our crate once since we've been living in it. Look at us squished in one corner. The hoomin claims we made the mess ourselves, only an hour after she cleaned the crate - as if. :roll::roll:
When I have kissy times with Bubbles, the hoomin takes photos - that's got to be in breach of my bunny civil rights.
Bubbles tried to escape yesterday but she said the hoomin has activated an invisible force field (note from hoomin - there is no force field, just one girly bunny too scared of laminate flooring to hop out of the open door :lol
Just to prove I don't need to be imprisoned against my will any longer, this is my leg looking all better:
Which is much prettier than the big-fat-swollen sausage-looking leg I had a week and a half ago:
Thanks for listening to my plea. Please help me in any way you can. *Alfie hops (on one leg) off into the distance to the tune of "Please release me......"*