devoted2buns
Mama Doe
> Rabbit Joke
>
> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
> beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
>
>
> The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and
> cheese toastie.
>
> The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
>
>
> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of
> beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
>
> The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the
> pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the
> Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
>
>
> The next night, the pub is packed.
>
> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
> Toastie, please barman.'
>
> The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and
> toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down
>
>
> The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have
> been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making
> more money in one week than he did all last year.
>
> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
> Toastie, please barman.
>
> The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are
> right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties..'
>
> The rabbit looks aghast.
>
> The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his
> throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion
> Toastie.'
>
> The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like
> it.'
>
> The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
>
> The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let
> down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'
>
> 'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion
> Toastie.'
>
> The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the
> toastie.
>
> He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
>
> ...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
>
>
> One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who
> has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
>
>
> When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,
> floating above the bar.
>
>
>
> The barman says, 'Who are you?', To which he is answered, 'I am the
> ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'
>
>
> The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in
> every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
>
>
> Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
>
> The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
>
>
> The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham
> and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
>
>
> The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
>
>
> The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
>
>
> 'I DIED', said the rabbit.
>
>
> 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
>
>
> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Mixin-me-toasties.
>
> A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of
> beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?'
>
>
> The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and
> cheese toastie.
>
> The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves.
>
>
> The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of
> beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
>
> The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the
> pub, (because word gets round), gives the rabbit the pint and the
> Toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves.
>
>
> The next night, the pub is packed.
>
> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
> Toastie, please barman.'
>
> The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and
> toastie, and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down
>
>
> The next night there is standing room only in the pub. Coaches have
> been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending. The barman is making
> more money in one week than he did all last year.
>
> In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese
> Toastie, please barman.
>
> The barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker, but we are
> right out of them Ham and Cheese Toasties..'
>
> The rabbit looks aghast.
>
> The crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his
> throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice Cheese and Onion
> Toastie.'
>
> The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like
> it.'
>
> The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent.
>
> The barman, with a roguish smile says, 'Do you think that I would let
> down one of my best friends. I know you'll love it.'
>
> 'Ok', says the rabbit, 'I'll have a pint of beer and a Cheese and Onion
> Toastie.'
>
> The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the
> toastie.
>
> He then waves to the crowd and leaves....
>
> ...NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!!
>
>
> One year later, in the now impoverished public house, the barman, (who
> has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his), calls time.
>
>
> When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form,
> floating above the bar.
>
>
>
> The barman says, 'Who are you?', To which he is answered, 'I am the
> ghost of the rabbit that used to frequent your public house.'
>
>
> The barman says, 'I remember you. You made me famous. You would come in
> every night and have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie.
>
>
> Masses came to see you and this place was famous.'
>
> The rabbit says, 'Yes I know.'
>
>
> The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any Ham
> and Cheese Toasties. You had a Cheese and Onion one instead.'
>
>
> The rabbit said, 'Yes, you promised me that I would love it.
>
>
> The barman said, 'You never came back, what happened?'
>
>
> 'I DIED', said the rabbit.
>
>
> 'NO!' said the barman. 'What from?'
>
>
> After a short pause. The rabbit said...
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Mixin-me-toasties.
