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Wise Old Thumper
Beige: I have found another interesting one in the male bloodline Big. Bunny ‘Flash’ Fawkes he was right hand rabbit to the infamous Guy and one of the chief conspirators in the gunpowder plot of 1605.
Big: What about the female bloodline?
Beige: Oh they were all orange sellers. It was flash’s idea to dig a tunnel under the House of Lords, but as Flash was only a small lop it was taking too long so they rented a cellar underneath the Lord’s instead and started storing gunpowder.
Big: What about oranges, did they store any oranges?
Beige: No only gunpowder. Guy Fawkes was found leaving the cellar the conspirators had rented and was arrested. Inside, the barrels of gunpowder were discovered hidden under piles of firewood and coal. Flash Fawkes hid in the cellar and later dug his way out. My film will be about Flash’s next attempt to blow up Buckingham Palace but this time he succeeds so it will be an unexpected ending to the film.
Big: Can I be in the film?
Beige: Yes you can sell oranges outside Buckingham Palace and get killed in the explosion.
Big: I don’t want to get killed in the explosion.
Beige: I will give you a special slow motion close up as you are propelled into the air by the blast.
Big: I don’t think I want to be in your film Beige
Beige: OK I will ask Dudley if he wants to be your stunt bunny and he can be propelled into the air instead.
Big: Will he get hurt?
Beige: No… well not much.
Big: OK I’ll stand outside Buckingham Palace selling oranges. Do I have any lines?
Beige: Yes you can say ‘oranges, oranges buy your lovely oranges’
Big: What about pears? Can I sell pears too?
Beige: OK you can say…‘oranges and pears buy your lovely oranges and pears’
Big: What about bananas can I sell bananas as well
Beige: No Big you have a basket not a fruit stall. This is outside Buckingham Palace not Albert Square!
Big: Will I need a permit?
Beige: That’s it Big you are not in the film.
Big: I was only trying to get into my character
Beige: You sell oranges from a basket, have one line and get blown up and that’s it
Big: Well let’s see what my agent has to say about that.
Beige: You don’t have an agent
Big: Actually I do. The same agent as Jessica Rabbit and the Cadbury’s Caramel rabbit
Beige: The Cadbury’s Caramel Rabbit did you say?
Big: Yes
Beige: Well there might be space for a stall outside the palace but of course with so much fruit you would need help selling it all. I think I should audition the Cadbury doe.
Big: Yes and we would definitely need a permit for a stall wouldn’t we
Beige: Yes you would. By the way you still get blown up in the blast but Flash, played by me, rescues the Cadbury bunny and carries her off to safety, but like I said don’t worry Dudders will be your stunt bunny.
Big: OK
Big: What about the female bloodline?
Beige: Oh they were all orange sellers. It was flash’s idea to dig a tunnel under the House of Lords, but as Flash was only a small lop it was taking too long so they rented a cellar underneath the Lord’s instead and started storing gunpowder.
Big: What about oranges, did they store any oranges?
Beige: No only gunpowder. Guy Fawkes was found leaving the cellar the conspirators had rented and was arrested. Inside, the barrels of gunpowder were discovered hidden under piles of firewood and coal. Flash Fawkes hid in the cellar and later dug his way out. My film will be about Flash’s next attempt to blow up Buckingham Palace but this time he succeeds so it will be an unexpected ending to the film.
Big: Can I be in the film?
Beige: Yes you can sell oranges outside Buckingham Palace and get killed in the explosion.
Big: I don’t want to get killed in the explosion.
Beige: I will give you a special slow motion close up as you are propelled into the air by the blast.
Big: I don’t think I want to be in your film Beige
Beige: OK I will ask Dudley if he wants to be your stunt bunny and he can be propelled into the air instead.
Big: Will he get hurt?
Beige: No… well not much.
Big: OK I’ll stand outside Buckingham Palace selling oranges. Do I have any lines?
Beige: Yes you can say ‘oranges, oranges buy your lovely oranges’
Big: What about pears? Can I sell pears too?
Beige: OK you can say…‘oranges and pears buy your lovely oranges and pears’
Big: What about bananas can I sell bananas as well
Beige: No Big you have a basket not a fruit stall. This is outside Buckingham Palace not Albert Square!
Big: Will I need a permit?
Beige: That’s it Big you are not in the film.
Big: I was only trying to get into my character
Beige: You sell oranges from a basket, have one line and get blown up and that’s it
Big: Well let’s see what my agent has to say about that.
Beige: You don’t have an agent
Big: Actually I do. The same agent as Jessica Rabbit and the Cadbury’s Caramel rabbit
Beige: The Cadbury’s Caramel Rabbit did you say?
Big: Yes
Beige: Well there might be space for a stall outside the palace but of course with so much fruit you would need help selling it all. I think I should audition the Cadbury doe.
Big: Yes and we would definitely need a permit for a stall wouldn’t we
Beige: Yes you would. By the way you still get blown up in the blast but Flash, played by me, rescues the Cadbury bunny and carries her off to safety, but like I said don’t worry Dudders will be your stunt bunny.
Big: OK
