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Wise Old Thumper
Sometime Beige is horrible to his sister Big. He chases her around the condo run if she talks to other bunnies while they are free ranging. And he also chases her around the grass when they are free ranging too.
Big: Sometimes Beige you are horrible
Beige: Yes I am
Big: On a scale of 1 to 10 how horrible would you say you are?
Beige: 11
Big: Sometimes you chase me round and try to nip my bum and pull my fur out
Beige: Yes I do
Big: Well that’s not very nice is it?
Beige: No it’s horrible
Big: Yes it is
Beige: If I was a vegetable I’d be an aubergine
Big: Why an aubergine?
Beige: Because aubergines are horrible
Big: What would you be if you were an insect?
Beige: A big fat slug, one that ate people’s pot plants
Big: If you were a doll would you be Chucky?
Beige: No I would never be a doll. Dolls are for girls
Big: If I was a doll I’d be a Barbie, if I was a flower I’ be a Daisy
Beige: If I was a plant I’d be a Japanese Knotweed.
Big: Why
Beige: Because It forms tall thickets with a dense leaf canopy that exclude other plants even bracken and in the autumn the fallen leaves decompose slowly forming an impenetrable mulch that prevents anything else germinating
Big: Beige you are so clever
Beige: Yes clever and horrible
Big: Sometimes Beige you are horrible
Beige: Yes I am
Big: On a scale of 1 to 10 how horrible would you say you are?
Beige: 11
Big: Sometimes you chase me round and try to nip my bum and pull my fur out
Beige: Yes I do
Big: Well that’s not very nice is it?
Beige: No it’s horrible
Big: Yes it is
Beige: If I was a vegetable I’d be an aubergine
Big: Why an aubergine?
Beige: Because aubergines are horrible
Big: What would you be if you were an insect?
Beige: A big fat slug, one that ate people’s pot plants
Big: If you were a doll would you be Chucky?
Beige: No I would never be a doll. Dolls are for girls
Big: If I was a doll I’d be a Barbie, if I was a flower I’ be a Daisy
Beige: If I was a plant I’d be a Japanese Knotweed.
Big: Why
Beige: Because It forms tall thickets with a dense leaf canopy that exclude other plants even bracken and in the autumn the fallen leaves decompose slowly forming an impenetrable mulch that prevents anything else germinating
Big: Beige you are so clever
Beige: Yes clever and horrible
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