rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
Beige: I’ve been thinking about who could play me in a movie about my life
Big: Who have you chosen?
Beige: Johnny Depp
Big: But Beige there is one big difference between you and Johnny Depp
Big: I know, I have more charisma
Big: No it’s not that it’s
Beige: I’m more attractive to doe’s
Big: Well I’m sure you are but that’s not it, your
Beige: I know, I’m a bit shorter than JD but on screen that won’t matter
Big: No Beige, you are a rabbit and Johnny Depp is a hoomin
Beige: That’s not a problem for JD he’s a method actor. Give him a week on a sprout and pear diet, let the mummy chase him around the garden he’ll be fine.
Rabswood: I’d be happy to chase him around the garden Beige as long as he isn’t as difficult to catch as you are
Beige: No mummy we don’t want you doing your rugby tackle maneuver
Rabswood: Oh I don’t know Beige I think I, I mean I think he would find it rather useful, help him get into the role
Beige: OK
Rabswood: What about cuddles too Beige, I think I should give Johnny plenty of cuddles to help him feel more like you
Beige: Yes that would probably help… but he has to pretend he doesn’t like it.
Rabswood: I don’t think he would find that too difficult.
Big: Mummy you shouldn’t encourage Beige with his fantasies
Rabswood: Big, Beige shouldn’t encourage mummy with hers!...Beige have you considered Robert Downey Jnr playing you? Perhaps we should audition them both?
Big: Who have you chosen?
Beige: Johnny Depp
Big: But Beige there is one big difference between you and Johnny Depp
Big: I know, I have more charisma
Big: No it’s not that it’s
Beige: I’m more attractive to doe’s
Big: Well I’m sure you are but that’s not it, your
Beige: I know, I’m a bit shorter than JD but on screen that won’t matter
Big: No Beige, you are a rabbit and Johnny Depp is a hoomin
Beige: That’s not a problem for JD he’s a method actor. Give him a week on a sprout and pear diet, let the mummy chase him around the garden he’ll be fine.
Rabswood: I’d be happy to chase him around the garden Beige as long as he isn’t as difficult to catch as you are
Beige: No mummy we don’t want you doing your rugby tackle maneuver
Rabswood: Oh I don’t know Beige I think I, I mean I think he would find it rather useful, help him get into the role
Beige: OK
Rabswood: What about cuddles too Beige, I think I should give Johnny plenty of cuddles to help him feel more like you
Beige: Yes that would probably help… but he has to pretend he doesn’t like it.
Rabswood: I don’t think he would find that too difficult.
Big: Mummy you shouldn’t encourage Beige with his fantasies
Rabswood: Big, Beige shouldn’t encourage mummy with hers!...Beige have you considered Robert Downey Jnr playing you? Perhaps we should audition them both?
