rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
Beige: If we had, had our birthday party it would have been very exciting
Big: And some buns would have dressed up especially for the occasion
Beige: And we would have worn our Birthday suits
Big: Beige would have flirted with all the does
Beige: And Big would have had a queue of bucks waiting to give her a birthday kiss
Big: Yes my lips were exhausted
Beige: Would have been exhausted Big
Big: Oh yes would have been exhausted. Although teeth got in the way of French kissing
Beige: But of course that doesn’t apply to gummy buns
Big: Yes gummy buns can French kiss
Big: Yes if we had, had our party things wouldn’t have got out of hand and the Police helicopter wouldn’t have kept flying over.
Beige: Fortunately, we would have had a plan if that had happened; all the REWs would have gone under the bushes
Big: The BiB bunnies would just stand very still
Beige: The agoutis would lay flat on the ground
Big: The dutchies would lay on top of each others white bits
Beige: And the butterfly bunnies like us would look for cover where ever we could find it
Big: Yes it was harder for us.
Beige: I did see a couple of butterfly bunnies panicking
Big: Of course it wouldn’t have got out of hand had it not been for the pigs
Beige: True
Big: A whole heard of pigs appeared from no where
Beige: Yes the pigs’ gate crashed the party
Big: Actually I think they were elves pigs
Beige: Oscar and his laydees had secretly been telling all the other pigs on the forum about the party we were not having.
Big: When they first arrived they were OK but then they started barbering each other and then barbering a few willing rabbits, they told them it would help with their molt
Beige: One doe was really upset by a bald patch and a fight broke out
Big: Yes fur was flying every where and there was a lot of head humping going on.
Beige: Yes even security joined in!
Big: And your go-cart was almost trashed wasn’t it
Beige: Yes I just managed to stop a cart full of pigs from going down a steep grassy bank
Big: In no time at all the lawn was covered in hay and all the pot plants were being dug up
Beige: I saw a group of lops trying to topple the bird table over
Big: And a giant was dancing on the picnic table
Beige: Pellets were being thrown everywhere…
Big: Yes it was a good party
Beige: Yes a very good party
Big: Shall we not have another one next year?
Beige: Definitely not.
Big: And some buns would have dressed up especially for the occasion
Beige: And we would have worn our Birthday suits
Big: Beige would have flirted with all the does
Beige: And Big would have had a queue of bucks waiting to give her a birthday kiss
Big: Yes my lips were exhausted
Beige: Would have been exhausted Big
Big: Oh yes would have been exhausted. Although teeth got in the way of French kissing
Beige: But of course that doesn’t apply to gummy buns
Big: Yes gummy buns can French kiss
Big: Yes if we had, had our party things wouldn’t have got out of hand and the Police helicopter wouldn’t have kept flying over.
Beige: Fortunately, we would have had a plan if that had happened; all the REWs would have gone under the bushes
Big: The BiB bunnies would just stand very still
Beige: The agoutis would lay flat on the ground
Big: The dutchies would lay on top of each others white bits
Beige: And the butterfly bunnies like us would look for cover where ever we could find it
Big: Yes it was harder for us.
Beige: I did see a couple of butterfly bunnies panicking
Big: Of course it wouldn’t have got out of hand had it not been for the pigs
Beige: True
Big: A whole heard of pigs appeared from no where
Beige: Yes the pigs’ gate crashed the party
Big: Actually I think they were elves pigs
Beige: Oscar and his laydees had secretly been telling all the other pigs on the forum about the party we were not having.
Big: When they first arrived they were OK but then they started barbering each other and then barbering a few willing rabbits, they told them it would help with their molt
Beige: One doe was really upset by a bald patch and a fight broke out
Big: Yes fur was flying every where and there was a lot of head humping going on.
Beige: Yes even security joined in!
Big: And your go-cart was almost trashed wasn’t it
Beige: Yes I just managed to stop a cart full of pigs from going down a steep grassy bank
Big: In no time at all the lawn was covered in hay and all the pot plants were being dug up
Beige: I saw a group of lops trying to topple the bird table over
Big: And a giant was dancing on the picnic table
Beige: Pellets were being thrown everywhere…
Big: Yes it was a good party
Beige: Yes a very good party
Big: Shall we not have another one next year?
Beige: Definitely not.
