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The Petshop Five- A Complaint............

Jack's-Jane

Wise Old Thumper
'ello :rabbit2:

me and me bruvers and sisters aint 'appy.
Last week we had our milk feeds cut from 4 bowls a day to 3 :shock:
Well, ye know wot, today we bin told that we's only gettin' 2 Bowls a day this week :shock: :evil:

Now me and me bruvs and sis'es think this is bang outa order :evil:
'Fact it probably counts as cruelty.
So I hope me sneeking online and postin' this will shame Jane into feeding us more milk

Humph, she says we are bein' 'gradually weaned' off milk. I have one thing to say to that.............................BOTTOMS !!

Love and Kisses

Jo xx
 
:lol::lol: i just read that out to me fella and son in a cockney accents it sounded so funny,



thump you feet guys rattle your cages, bang you bowls until you get more, do it for long enough she will give in :lol:
 
Good luck weaning them off milk Jayne. Mine are on 2 bowls per day now. I really need to start cutting down...but I feel so MEAN!! :( :lol:
 
Hello Jo

I am afraid that Jane is right to cut down your milk supplies. Apparently you were using your milk bowl as a swimming pool. This is a bit norty! :no: You must be a good bun in future and do as Jane tells you. Teaching yourself to type so you could complain about her is also norty. Try to be a good bun this afternoon to make up for it... :?
 
awwwwwwwwww poor babys but jane is right you need less milk and more hay now oh and yummy pellets jo you are norty ussing janes puter thing:no::no:
 
im going to make a stand for jo, she obviously very intellegant at such a young age to use a computer, she the voice of reason GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol::lol: just dont chew the wires in protest jo ok
 
im going to make a stand for jo, she obviously very intellegant at such a young age to use a computer, she the voice of reason GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol::lol: just dont chew the wires in protest jo ok

:shock:


Dont encourage her !! :lol:
 
Aww how cruel of mummy Jane. I suggest you give her lots of wuggles and she might feel sorry for you and give you extra milk!! :lol: :lol:
 
The petshop five - A complaint.....

Oi JO:shock:You silly bint:oops:dontcha know that as yous get bigger then ya gets given lots of uvver lovely fingies to stuff in yer big fat gob:lol:So shut it and gets stuffing wiv loadsa pellets fings and if yous a goody girl then yous may get some veggie fingies too when yous bigger:lol:
Luvs and fings:love:
Rolo;)aged 15 and common as muck:lol:
 
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