rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
Big and Beige’s first time free in the garden.
Rabswood: So Big and Beige today you were let out of the run to play in the whole garden. What did you do?
Beige: I ran like the wind
Big: Yes you did
Beige: We had lots of fun
Rabswood what else did you do?
Big: We went under and behind the guinea pig hutch
Rabswood: Yes all the bunnies like to do that. Why is that?
Big: We can’t tell you
Beige: No, it’s a rabbit thing.
Rabswood: So when it was time to go in did you behave?
Beige: We were chased back into our run so that we could be caught
Big: Yes because we are fliperty jibbets
Rabswood: What are fliperty jibbets?
Big: We’re not sure but what ever they are, they fast
Beige: Yes we’re very fast
Big: When we get caught we get tea toweled.
Beige: We don’t like being tea toweled
Big: no we don’t like that. I’d rather keep my paws dirty like a proper rabbit
Big Yes proper rabbits have dirty paws and poo stuck to their fur
Big: Poo stuck to their fur?
Beige: Yes
Big: I don’t want poo stuck to my fur
Beige: Well you can’t be a proper rabbit then
Big: .How much poo has to be stuck
Beige: Not too much just a bit
Big: Where does it have to be stuck?
Beige: on your bum or on your paws
Big: Can I have it stuck to my back paw then?
Beige: Yes I suppose so. Snow is a proper rabbit; he always has poo stuck to him.
Big: Yes but I heard he has to have it cut off and has to have bum baths
Beige: I don’t want bum baths
Big: and he’s going to have his bum sprayed with Rear Guard too
Beige: I don’t want my bum sprayed
Big: Maybe you should just have a bit of poo stuck to your back paw too then like me
Beige: Yes I think I will, but only a bit.
Rabswood: So once you have been caught and tea toweled what happens next?
Big: We get nom nom when go in
Beige: Yes we had warm oats with apple in
Big: Nice and warm for our tummies
Beige: Yes and helps us have a nice sleep too.
Rabswood: So Big and Beige today you were let out of the run to play in the whole garden. What did you do?
Beige: I ran like the wind
Big: Yes you did
Beige: We had lots of fun
Rabswood what else did you do?
Big: We went under and behind the guinea pig hutch
Rabswood: Yes all the bunnies like to do that. Why is that?
Big: We can’t tell you
Beige: No, it’s a rabbit thing.
Rabswood: So when it was time to go in did you behave?
Beige: We were chased back into our run so that we could be caught
Big: Yes because we are fliperty jibbets
Rabswood: What are fliperty jibbets?
Big: We’re not sure but what ever they are, they fast
Beige: Yes we’re very fast
Big: When we get caught we get tea toweled.
Beige: We don’t like being tea toweled
Big: no we don’t like that. I’d rather keep my paws dirty like a proper rabbit
Big Yes proper rabbits have dirty paws and poo stuck to their fur
Big: Poo stuck to their fur?
Beige: Yes
Big: I don’t want poo stuck to my fur
Beige: Well you can’t be a proper rabbit then
Big: .How much poo has to be stuck
Beige: Not too much just a bit
Big: Where does it have to be stuck?
Beige: on your bum or on your paws
Big: Can I have it stuck to my back paw then?
Beige: Yes I suppose so. Snow is a proper rabbit; he always has poo stuck to him.
Big: Yes but I heard he has to have it cut off and has to have bum baths
Beige: I don’t want bum baths
Big: and he’s going to have his bum sprayed with Rear Guard too
Beige: I don’t want my bum sprayed
Big: Maybe you should just have a bit of poo stuck to your back paw too then like me
Beige: Yes I think I will, but only a bit.
Rabswood: So once you have been caught and tea toweled what happens next?
Big: We get nom nom when go in
Beige: Yes we had warm oats with apple in
Big: Nice and warm for our tummies
Beige: Yes and helps us have a nice sleep too.
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