rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
The Rabswood Bunnies Return Home From Holiday
All names and places have been changed for the protection of those involved
Lavender: It’s good to be home but I will miss Auntie Tracey’s nice warm shed
Oxo: Yes so will I, I liked it in there better than in Rabsville
Bamber: What else did you like about it at Auntie Tracey’s?
Lavender: I liked scaring her
Oxo: Yes that was funny, I liked that bit too
Lavender: I’m quite scary when I lunge and grunt
Bamber: Why do you do it?
Lavender: Because I can
Bamber: What was the food like at Auntie Tracey’s.
Lavender: It was good
Oxo: Apart from the chips. She over cooks the chips, they were too brown.
Pippin: We had lots of parties at Auntie Angie’s
Lavender: Parties!
Bamber Yes it was sex, Metacam and rock and roll 24/7 but everyone is neutered so we were all being responsible.
Blossom: Oh and don’t forget the Malibu
Pippin: Oh yes before I stayed at Auntie Angie’s I’d only ever had carrot juice
Maisie: That’s why Auntie Angie is always tired
Pippin: Yes she parties hard
Blossom: That’s why so many wildie bunnies go there, the words got out. BARC is the place to be.
Maisie: I like Auntie Angie
Blossom: Yes so do I
Bamber: I like Auntie Angie’s bosom
Maisie: Why?
Bamber: It was soft and warm to snuggle in
Maisie: I thought you were getting a lot of cuddles
Bamber: There’s no need to be jealous there is plenty of bosom for all of us.
Blossom: It was much nicer than sitting on a Snugglesafe, much more comfortable.
Pippin: We got more veggies too
All names and places have been changed for the protection of those involved
Lavender: It’s good to be home but I will miss Auntie Tracey’s nice warm shed
Oxo: Yes so will I, I liked it in there better than in Rabsville
Bamber: What else did you like about it at Auntie Tracey’s?
Lavender: I liked scaring her
Oxo: Yes that was funny, I liked that bit too
Lavender: I’m quite scary when I lunge and grunt
Bamber: Why do you do it?
Lavender: Because I can
Bamber: What was the food like at Auntie Tracey’s.
Lavender: It was good
Oxo: Apart from the chips. She over cooks the chips, they were too brown.
Pippin: We had lots of parties at Auntie Angie’s
Lavender: Parties!
Bamber Yes it was sex, Metacam and rock and roll 24/7 but everyone is neutered so we were all being responsible.
Blossom: Oh and don’t forget the Malibu
Pippin: Oh yes before I stayed at Auntie Angie’s I’d only ever had carrot juice
Maisie: That’s why Auntie Angie is always tired
Pippin: Yes she parties hard
Blossom: That’s why so many wildie bunnies go there, the words got out. BARC is the place to be.
Maisie: I like Auntie Angie
Blossom: Yes so do I
Bamber: I like Auntie Angie’s bosom
Maisie: Why?
Bamber: It was soft and warm to snuggle in
Maisie: I thought you were getting a lot of cuddles
Bamber: There’s no need to be jealous there is plenty of bosom for all of us.
Blossom: It was much nicer than sitting on a Snugglesafe, much more comfortable.
Pippin: We got more veggies too