:lol: The first 3 absolutely spot on .. the last one, only you Jane, bless you :lol::lol:'He's having his plums off next week'
'He's not eating all his soft poos'
'My two girls keep humping each other's heads'
And this is true............ having to explain to a male medic in A+E how I manged to get a strand of hay embedded in my nipple causing an abscess to form.............
"Hi, my name's Sally but you probably know me as fluffybunnybottom1982"