rabswood
Wise Old Thumper
Interview with BunBun’s babies, Big Baby and Beige Baby.
Rabswood: What would you say was the favorite part of your day?
Big: Milk Time
Beige: Yes definitely milk time
Rabswood: What do you like about milk time?
Big: The milk
Beige: Yes definitely the milk
Rabswood: How do you spend the rest of your day?
Big: We practice our reading
Beige: Yes reading
Rabwood: What do you read?
Big: What ever newspaper is on the bottom of our cage
Beige: Mostly the tabloids, we like the celebrity gossip
Rabswood: What else do you like?
Big: Hay time
Beige: Yes hay time
Rabswood: What do you like about hay time, the hay?
Big: While we are eating our hay we like to reflect
Beige: Yes it’s a time to reflect and we always have hay time after milk time, to aid our digestion.
Rabswood: What do you reflect upon?
Big: What we have read in the papers the night before.
Beige: Yes celebrity gossip
Rabswood: You are almost 7 weeks old. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Big: Rabbits
Beige: Yes I’d like to be a rabbit too.
Rabswood: What was it like being orphaned at 1 week old?
Big: It was hard
Beige: Yes very hard
Rabswood: What was the hardest part about it?
Big: Milk time
Beige: Yes milk time
Rabswood: Why was milk time hard?
Big: Well all four of us babies would wait in the feed box for our milk. If you were the first to be fed when you got put back in the box you had to have your face sucked by all of the others.
Beige: Yes and if you were the last to be fed at milk time, everyone else had sucked the teat before you, yuk.
Rabswood: What is your greatest fear?
At his point both babies look at each other and start to tremble.
Big: Something Auntie Tracey (mopsmum) at BARC said…
Beige: Yes we don’t like her anymore.
Rabswood: What did Auntie Tracey say?
Big: She said… soon we will have to stop our milk feed!
Beige: We can’t live without milk; we might have to run away.
Big: We’re already down to one feed a day instead of 3.
Beige: We don’t think we should have to give our milk up.
Rabswood: But that is when you will become proper rabbits and be able to eat carrot and apple and grass.
Big: Yes we watch the Guinea Pigs eat all that stuff, it makes them phart.
Beige: We don’t want to phart, we want our milk.
Rabs, Big & Beige
Rabswood: What would you say was the favorite part of your day?
Big: Milk Time
Beige: Yes definitely milk time
Rabswood: What do you like about milk time?
Big: The milk
Beige: Yes definitely the milk
Rabswood: How do you spend the rest of your day?
Big: We practice our reading
Beige: Yes reading
Rabwood: What do you read?
Big: What ever newspaper is on the bottom of our cage
Beige: Mostly the tabloids, we like the celebrity gossip
Rabswood: What else do you like?
Big: Hay time
Beige: Yes hay time
Rabswood: What do you like about hay time, the hay?
Big: While we are eating our hay we like to reflect
Beige: Yes it’s a time to reflect and we always have hay time after milk time, to aid our digestion.
Rabswood: What do you reflect upon?
Big: What we have read in the papers the night before.
Beige: Yes celebrity gossip
Rabswood: You are almost 7 weeks old. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Big: Rabbits
Beige: Yes I’d like to be a rabbit too.
Rabswood: What was it like being orphaned at 1 week old?
Big: It was hard
Beige: Yes very hard
Rabswood: What was the hardest part about it?
Big: Milk time
Beige: Yes milk time
Rabswood: Why was milk time hard?
Big: Well all four of us babies would wait in the feed box for our milk. If you were the first to be fed when you got put back in the box you had to have your face sucked by all of the others.
Beige: Yes and if you were the last to be fed at milk time, everyone else had sucked the teat before you, yuk.
Rabswood: What is your greatest fear?
At his point both babies look at each other and start to tremble.
Big: Something Auntie Tracey (mopsmum) at BARC said…
Beige: Yes we don’t like her anymore.
Rabswood: What did Auntie Tracey say?
Big: She said… soon we will have to stop our milk feed!
Beige: We can’t live without milk; we might have to run away.
Big: We’re already down to one feed a day instead of 3.
Beige: We don’t think we should have to give our milk up.
Rabswood: But that is when you will become proper rabbits and be able to eat carrot and apple and grass.
Big: Yes we watch the Guinea Pigs eat all that stuff, it makes them phart.
Beige: We don’t want to phart, we want our milk.
Rabs, Big & Beige
